Anybody got a spare clown suit I can borrow?

    Three or four months ago I bought a Dahon folding bike for about $70 on eBay. That's considered a good price.
    The bike was in Atlanta, and my niece picked it up for me. And now she's brought it to Mississippi and is bringing it to Oxford tomorrow.
    Does anyone have a clown suit I can borrow?


    (For what it's worth, the seat does raise up).