Angry mob protests lack of toothbrushes

    I came across this photo of moslem extremists supporting Osama bin Laden, and I couldn't help but think that what these people are really yearning for is some deodorant and some toothbrushes.
    Look at that man's teeth! Wouldn't you be mad if your teeth looked like that? Imagine the body odor in that room!
    I'm sure these guys have figured out that they aren't going to attract a lot of women-folk down here on earth. Not looking like that. So they're trying for the bin Laden route in hopes for the 77 virgins in the afterlife.
    It's probably the only chance they've got.